i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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