Welp...herpes.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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