Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
naw, they were rude, not me.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!