yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of