he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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