he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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