Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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