i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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