at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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