i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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