He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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