this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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