I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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