Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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