Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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