I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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