oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize