I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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