Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
no, he came in my armpit
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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