Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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