Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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