she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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