Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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