is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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