He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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