It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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