So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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