I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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