Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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