Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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