You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize