I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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