'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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