So drunk its hurt
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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