How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize