brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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