why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I want to walk on stilts...naked
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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