my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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