Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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