He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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