used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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