at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?