Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!