I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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