Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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