you guys were way drunker than both of me
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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