All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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