He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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