On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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