I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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