ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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