She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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