Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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