Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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