the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?