The maid of honor just puked.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!