We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.