Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it