Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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