So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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