Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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