I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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